23.02.2006., četvrtak

monotonija

nemam inspiracije za pisanje ovih dana.citam dosta blogova i pustam komentare ali mi se ne da pisat.valjda zato sto nemam trenutacno puno pametnog za reci.sve je nekako u rutini i normalno,sto u prijevodu znaci monotono.htio bih vas pitat dvije stvari-1:pratite li olimpijadu i ako da koje sportove?2:koji vam je omiljeni film?prvo pitanje pitam da vidim ima li mi itko slican u pogledu sportskog fanatizma a drugo kako bih mozda mogao pogledati neki dobar film jer ovdje u kinima nema nista zanimljivo.eto,toliko.kad dobijem inspiraciju napisat cu nesto duze i profinjenije a do tad uzivajte,ucite i zivite najbolje sto mozete.pozdrav svima.LL&P.

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14.02.2006., utorak

why

opet necu nista pisati nego cu samo priloziti jedan popis zanimljivih pitanja na koji sam naisao,pa mi dajte poneki odgovor ako znate.inace,htio bih samo reci da sam nakon dugo vremena proveo prelijepo valentinovo i da se nadam da ste svi uzivali u blagdanu ljubavi.a sad odoh spavati.sutra rano budjenje za mene,odoh na 3-4 dana back home u rovinj,ustvari idem zbog tekme u udinama a usput da vidim i ima li sta novo u hrvatskoj.samo da malo mozak stavim na pasu,da mi se rekuperira za najtezi period koji slijedi.pozdrav svima.LL&P.

Ever Wonder?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?


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12.02.2006., nedjelja

unbelievable

ne pisem nista zato sto u zadnjih tjedan dana samo ucim i evo sad gledam olimpijadu.to je sve a o tome nemam sta pisati.tako da ni danas necu nego cu samo priloziti ovaj popis pa oni koji znaju engleski i kojima se da citati nek uzivaju.ja sam se dobro nasmijao a i pomalo zacudio oko nekih stvari.

Believe It Or Not!

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

A snail can sleep for three years.

All Polar bears are left-handed.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

China has more English speakers than the United States.

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

I am. is the shortest complete sentence in the English language

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

No word in the English language rhymes with month.

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers, they saw it as competition.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Starfish haven't got brains.

The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.(in english)

The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.

The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

You share your birthday with at least nine million other people in the world.

pozdrav svima.LL&P.

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03.02.2006., petak

pahulje

danas i jucer je u londonu cak i snijeg padao.ako se to tako moze nazvati.koja pahulja je ustvari pala.ali to je vec bilo dovoljno da moji kolege sa faksa a i neki profesori izazovu paniku.odmah su se poceli zaliti kako im je hladno,kako ne znaju hoce li uspjeti doci do kuce po takvom vremenu i jos su iznijeli mnostvo slicnih gluposti.meni je to bilo urnebesno smijesno.kad bi oni samo znali po kakvom vremenu ljudi idu na posao u austriji,svicarskoj,pa i u sarajevu te zagrebu ja mislim da bi im mrak pao na oci.naviknuli su na to da cim vide jednu pahulju odu doma i ne izlaze iz kuce dok se ne razvedri.cak im i javni prijevoz prestane funkcionirati ako malo vise snijega padne.valjda nisu naviknuli na takvo vrijeme ili jednostavno vole iskoristiti takve prilike za odmor.
unatoc tom svom nepotrebnom strahu od snijega zacudili su me englezi koliko ih zanima zimska olimpijada.ne znaju bas za sportase koji ce ucestvovati ali ih zanima i kazu da ce pratiti(bar ovi s mog faksa).najvise ih zanima umjetnicko klizanje i hokej.tim sportovima posvecuju i najvise mjesta u novinama i na tv-u.hokej valjda jer je po grubosti slican ragbiju ali zasto engleze zanima umjetnicko klizanje-e to mi je nepoznanica,valjda vole uz grubost i kreativnost,to bas ide jedno uz drugo.
kad sam vec kod olimpijade treba reci da ju ocekujem,valjda kao i svi u hrvatskoj,s nestrpljenjem jer nasa janica ide prema 5 zlatnih medalja.
a ni rukometasi nam nisu daleko od pobjede na europskom prvenstvu.stvarno je hrvatska jedna nevidjena sportska zemlja.cak su u jednim engleskim novinama objavili clanak o hrvatskoj kao zemlji koja u odnosu na svoj broj stanovnika ima sportskih uspjeha vise nego ijedna druga zemlja na svijetu.a mora se priznati da ti sportski uspjesi donose veselje narodu a to je najvaznije.

jucer sam u jednim novinama vidio jedan jako zanimljivim podatak o englezima.u zadnjih pet godina povecao se broj samoubojstava u britaniji za pet posto a broj depresivnih(klinicki) ljudi za deset posto.po tim novinama to jos nije zabrinjavajuce ali da sam ja na njihovom mjestu zapitao bih se sta se desava sa ljudima a i sa cjelokupnom drzavom.kad sam bio ovdje prije 5 godina engleska se cinila puno veselijom,"sarenijom" a sad je cijela u nekom stanju depresije i sivila.moraju naci neki nacin da se izvade iz tih svojih problema za koje je,ja mislim iskljucivi krivac amerika te slabost britanske vlade da se odupre americkom utjecaju koji razara britaniju malo pomalo.kad bi imali premijera kao sto je hugh grant u filmu love actually(ako niste gledali,morate) sve bi im bilo puno lakse;a ne ovaj blair koji je busheva igracka.
ljudi,uzivajte u vikendu,odmorite se i spremite za nove radne pobjede.pozdrav svima.LL&P.
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