Fuck it...

27.07.2005., srijeda

hehheeehhehehehehehehehheeheehhe........

pritisni ovo Ne prepiri se s budalom, ljudi možda neće uočiti razliku.

Ako se dobro osjećaš, ne brini, proći će te.

Kako su me učili, mogao sam ispasti još gori.

Imaš noge kao srna: dugačke, vitke i dlakave…

Ako vidiš nekog da se odmara, pomozi mu.

Da nije našla muškarca, žena bi pripitomila neku drugu životinju.

Incest je igra za cijelu obitelj.

Umirovljenici vade ljubav kao zvijeri. Svaki put riknu.

Aka imate tvrdu stolicu, podmetnite jastuke.

Oprezan je onaj tko prije grmljavine opere kosu šamponom od koprive.

Vrhunac gluposti je kad ti rođeni otac objašnjava da si nastao od majmuna.

Zašto bi se izlagali mamurluku? Ostanite pijani.

Nekad sam bio neodlučan. A možda i nisam...

Rekoh sebi: «Nek' bude svjetla». Pritisnuh prekidač i bi svjetla

Subjekt traži objekt radi glagola.

Neke djevojke saznaju da imaju tanke noge tek poslije depilacije.

Pojedi ujutro živu žabu i cijelog ti se dana neće dogoditi ništa gore.

Ne pljuj po podu, pljuvačka ti može za nekoga zatrebati.

Budi kreativan! Smisli neku novu svinjariju.

Tko prije umre, duže je mrtav!

Baš je dobro što pivo ne ostavlja mrlje od kave.

Stalno padamo na ispitima. Proklete stolice.

Više nisam uobražen... Sad sam savršen.

Bolje sedam sati u školi, nego ne spavati uopće.

Pesimisti su samo dobro obavješteni optimisti.

Mijenjam sobnu lampu za dvosobnu.

Tko ima sreće na kartama, ima love za ljubav....

Učini nešto za domovinu! Emigriraj…

Obožavam rad! Mogu satima gledati druge kako rade.

Ja sam ovakav rođen. A koji je tvoj izbor?

Mogu se oduprijeti svemu osim iskušenju.

Alkohol je čovjekov najveći neprijatelj. Samo kukavice bježe od neprijatelja.

Bolje šutjeti i biti smatram budalom, nego progovoriti i otkloniti svaku sumnju.

Žene se dijele na udovice i na one koje na tome rade.

Osvetio sam se svima osim svome ocu…. On je meni jebao mater, a njemu nisam!


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Yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth
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Stealing our intentions
Every city, gripped in oil
Crying freedom!
Handed to obsoletion
Still you feed us lies from the tablecloth
la la la la la la la la la la
Everybody is going to the party
Have a real good time
Dancing in the desert
Blowing up the sunshine
Everybody is going to the party
Have a real good time
Dancing in the desert
Blowing up the sunshine
Blast off, it's party time
And we all live in a fascist nation
Blast off, it's party time
And where the fuck are you?
Where the fuck are you?
Where the fuck are you?
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Kneeling roses
Disappearing into Moses' dry mouth
Breaking into Fort Knox
Stealing our intentions
Every city, gripped in oil
Crying freedom!
Handed to a obsoletion
Still you feed us lies from the tablecloth
la la la la la la la la la la
Everybody is going to the party
Have a real good time
Dancing in the desert
Blowing up the sunshine
Everybody is going to the party
Have a real good time
Dancing in the desert
Blowing up the sun
Where the fuck are you?
Where the fuck are you?
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
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every step that i take is another mistake to you

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