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12.05.2006., petak

KONANOVA ZANIMANJA

Nakon što je Konanova veza sa Foškerom postala ozbiljnija, te su čak odlučili zajedno živjeti u njihovom malom carstvu, gdje se njihova romansa i rodila – SPOD BANKA, Foškera je odlučila potegnuti neke svoje "utjecajne" veze i zaposliti Konana u državnoj službi.
Ali pošto je Konan svestran tj. nastran i sposoban za više poslova, pružila mu je šansu da pokaže svoje znanje na više «terena».
PRVI mu je posao našla u "Konan TOURSU" da bude "šole" (šofer) u najmodernijem i najluksuznijem autobusu s pola zvjezdice – KARTONJAČI. Taj je prvoklasni bus izgrađen od kartona i ima veoma udobne stolice (ak ne vjerujete uvjerite se sami) i velike prozore te zavjese od toalet papira tak da te zavjese mogu poslužiti još nečemu ( ako baš nemate drugog izbora…)
DRUGI posao bila mu je prodaja depilacijskih preparata (kreme, depilatori, britvice…) za sva područja tijela: NOGE, prsa, pazuh, bikini zonu i tako dalje i tako bliže.
TREČI posao mu je u Ministarstvu zdravlja gdje svojim kolegama i široj javnosti preko televizije na Konan chanellu (emisija je svakoga dana u 22:22 ujutro) dijeli besplatne savjete za siguran intimni život. Evo šta Konan kaže dvotočke (:)

"Najbolje kontracepcijsko sredstvo su nedepilirane
noge"

Mi se naravno slažemo s njim, zar ne?????….ma slažemo se!

by: Vaša drva (drvo #1, drvo #a i drvo #8)

P.S. čips je fuuuuuuuul dobar wahahahaha!!!

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opako, opako nema šta....
natipkano u 15:33 - Komentaraj konanovu pustolovinu (65) - uzmi konana za uspomenu(ili možda nešto više) - #

11.05.2006., četvrtak

SUTRA JE TAJ DAN D

Danas se trebao pojaviti novi post...ali nije niti neće....imale smo nekih tehničkih problema pa smo bile spriječene...al zato post stiže sutra.sada stvarno..duboko se ispričavamo zbog ovoga i neće se ponoviti....!!!! do tada..uživajte...by: andrea & nina #8 (konanica #1 trenutačno nije s nama - tijelom samo - duhom da)...ČAO SVIMAAAAAAA
natipkano u 13:25 - Komentaraj konanovu pustolovinu (1) - uzmi konana za uspomenu(ili možda nešto više) - #

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na ovo ste dugo čekali, vjerujte i mi smo-ovo je svetska premjera...

WARNING!!!Nemojte nam puštati sladunjave komentare u stilu:"vojim te,majena,vejika,sjatka i tako dalje..."puse prihvaćamo(ništa manje, ništa više)...
napisano baj:SlipKnoT 515(#1) i TonKpilS bitch#8...

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ovo je blog o jednom pustolovu s puno avantura,jebačina,perverzija i ostalog...hahahah
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Ako želite saznati nešto više o Konanu (neke sitne detalje koji nisu za javnost), a bed vam je to pitati ga preko komentara, pošaljite mu mejl na tata_ti_je_peder@net.hr
Vaš poziv je besplatan!

na ove blogove se konan napaljuje non-stop(ali non stop)

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kuja 28-naš vjerni fan
jedna od tri konanice #1
još jedna konanica
a pitate se zašto konanica #8 nema link??e pa zato jer nema blog...hahahha
moja sestra blizanka...baš smo iste haha
pepa mrva
angelus-veliki fan konana :-))
robrda

a ko je ovo....pa naše ljubavi corey#8 i joey#1(joey je manji a corey onaj veći :)))

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konanovo oružje,ono koje ga nikad nije iznevjerilo,uvijek je uz njega...

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ovo je njegov mač i njegova ljubav

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ovaj broj ovdje dokazuje koliko je konan stvarno popularan...čini se i više nego dosta

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Naš Konan ima malo problema s ovim stvarima, a jaadan
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sponzori...

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generalni pokrovitelj...

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Loreal, jer On to zaslužuje....haha

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za kožu glatku poput bebine...đonsons bejbi

i na kraju Nivea
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ovo konan sluša na svom em pe triju(ne mp3-u)!!!
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MY HUMPS- black eyed peas
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
But I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got u,
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

She's got me spendin'.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

[Will.i.am]
So Real [x17]

SCHREI-tokio hotel
Du stehst auf und kriegst gesagt wohin du gehen sollst.
Wenn du da da bist hörst du auch noch was du denken sollst.
Danke, das war mal wieder echt ´n geiler Tag
Sagst nichts und keiner fragt dich: " Sag mal willst du das? "

Bridge:

nein nein nein ne nein nein ne nein
nein nein nein ne nein nein ne nein

Chorus: 2x

Schrei!
Bist du du selbst bist
Schrei!
Und wenn es das letzte ist
Schrei!
Auch wenn es weh tut
Schrei so laut du kannst

Pass auf Rattenfänger lauern überall
Verfolgen dich und geifen nach dir aus dem Hintehalt
Versprechen dir alles wovon du nie geträumt hast
Und irgendwann ist es zu spät und dann brauchst du das.

Bridge

Chorus: 2x

Züruck zum Nullpunkt, jetzt kommt eure Zeit
Lass sie wissen wer ihr wirklich seid

Schrei so laut du kannst
Schrei so laut du kannst

Jetzt ist unsre Zeit!

Chorus: 2x

Und jetzt schweig!

Nein,
Weil du, du selbst bist
Nein,
Und wenn es das letzte ist
Nein
Weil es so weh tut
Schrei so laut du kannst

Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein

Schrei laut du kannst

Schrei