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Sve dobro u životu je ilegalno, nemoralno ili deblja.

Maybe we like the pain. Maybe we're wired that way. Because without it, I don't know; maybe we just wouldn't feel real. What's that saying? Why do I keep hitting myself with a hammer? Because it feels so good when I stop.
Sometimes doing something is worse than doing nothing.

Kada vam je u liftu dosadno:

1. Kada je pored tebe samo jedna osoba, lupni je po leđima pa se pravi da nisi ti.
2. Pritisni gumb i pravi se da te udarila struja.
3. Zadrži vrata otvorena i reci da čekas prijatelja. Par sekundi kasnije zatvori vrata (praveći se da je netko ušao) i kaži:"E,di si buraz, šta ima.."
4. Ponesi foto-aparat i slikaj sve prisutne.
5. Pravi se da si steward. Prisutnima objasni postupak u slučaju opasnosti i na kraju im poželi sretan put.
6. Kad se vrata zatvore kaži prisutnima: "Bez panike, opet će se otvoriti."
7. Lupaj glavom o zid i viči: "Umuknite svi! Ušutite već jednom!"
8. Simuliraj zvukove eksplozije svaki put kad netko pritisne gumb.
9. Cerekaj se i bulji u nekog putnika,a onda mu debilnim glasom kaži:"Imam nove čarapeeee.."
10. Imitiraj zvukove Formule 1 kad god netko uđe u lift.
11. Ispuši nos i pokaži sadržaj svoje maramice ostalim putnicima.
12. Zviždući prvu strofu "Lijepe naše", neprestano.
13. Nasloni se na nekog i šapni mu: "Dolazi policija!"
14. Namršti se i mumljaj: "Moram u WC, moram u WC", a onda uzdahni i reci: "ups!"
15. Vikni:"Čuvaaaaj!" svaki put kad lift krene prema dole.
16. Zaderi se:"Ding!",kad god lift stane na nekom katu.
17. Ako se netko očeše o tebe, lupi ga po ruci i reci: "šuga!"
18. Skidaj rukom nevidljive bube sa sebe i vrisni: "Aaaa! Skinite ih s mene!"
19. Sumnjičavo onjuši osobu do sebe, napravi zgađenu facu i pomakni se.
20. Kad lift krene prema gore, počni skakati i jako lupaj nogama o pod, uzvikujući:"Dole, rekao sam dole!"
21. Cerekaj se histerično desetak sekundi, prestani i onda se zagledaj u ostale kao da su nenormalni...


Kako iživcirati svoje roditelje:

1. Slijedi ih svugdje po kući.
2. Reci nešto u smislu "c" ili "ajme" kada kažu tvoje ime.
3. Pravi se da imaš amneziju.
4. Govori sve naopačke (unatrag).
5. Zabijaj se u zidove.
6. Govori da se nošenje odjeće
protivi tvojoj religiji.
7. Uđi u njihovu sobu u 4 ujutro i govori:
"Ah, dobro jutro! Kakav divan dan!"
8. Glasno hrči dok se smiješ i onda se
smij još jače.
9. Dok gledaš film čitaj tekst naglas.
10. Iščupaj nekome vlas kose i
vrišti :"DNK!!!!!!"
11. Nosi beđ na kojem piše
" Ja sam retardiran"
12. Pričaj s olovkom.
13. "Imaj" 20 izmišljenih prijatelja
s kojima pričaš svaki dan.
14. Pokušaj se popeti na zid.
15. U javnosti viči :" NE MAMA,
NEĆU TE OPLJAČKATI!!!"
16. Guraj si olovke u uši i nos.
17. Neko vrijeme isključuj i uključuj
svijetlo i onda usklikni:" Aha.... sad
kužim!"
18. Jedi svoju kosu.
19. Drži starce za ruku i jezivim glasom
im šapći:" Vidim mrtve ljude..."
20. Dok se tuširaš ili kupaš deri se:
"UTAPAM SE!!! POMOĆ!!!!"
21. Na sve što kažu odgovori sa:
"Lažeš!!!!"
22. Pravi se da si telefon.
23. Pokušavaj plivati na podu.


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srijeda, 18.06.2008.

A EO...

ah moi ljudeki...ja stvarno neznan sta pisat...ovi post pisen samo jer mi je tako naredjeno...krsta oce da napisen novi post pa eo...aj eo sad san se sitila o cemu pisat...prvo cu dodat jedan dio koji je triba bit u prethodnon postu...

...znate ono kad smo ja i antonella isle na eksk u krste i shevana pa smo igrali na karte...e pa mi smo tada stalno varili...i dok smo se cerili tamo je krsta stalno ispusta otrovne plinove(cudo je sta smo jos zivi...zajebajen se ja)...i dok je on tako prdia tamo se krevet tresa boze...ok to je to...

a sad se vratimo danasnjici...uostalon...ja van tila gledat jedan hororac i ja van cili st obisla trazeci taj film i nigdi ga nema i to meni ono bilo cudno pa van ja na internetu trazila taj film...i ono ka da ne postoji...i na kraju nadjen da se film ne zove room 1401 nego room 1408...ala e...mislin ono gluposti e...i tako...jucer san ga gledala i nije nesto...nije bas tako strasan...al ono...prolazan je..

i to je to...valjda...a ni drugo nije bilo tako vazno...a da...dogodilo se cudo...klaricka mi zakljucila engl 5...ja san tako happysmijeh



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subota, 14.06.2008.

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ala ljudi ja bi opet na brijune...tamo je prelipo...

uostalon...neda mi se vise pisat o tome...pa ...ljudi...aj skartajte se!



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utorak, 03.06.2008.

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