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the OFFSPRING
Can't get my head around you
Deep inside your soul there's a hole you don't wanna see
Every single day what you say makes no sense to me
Even though I try I can't get my head around you
Somewhere in the night there's a light in front of me
Heaven up above with a shove, I beg it's me
Even though I try I fall in the river of you
You've managed to bring me down too
All your faking (Get up,Get up,Get up, Get up)
Shows you're aching (Get up, Get up, Get up)
Every single day what you say makes no sense to me
Lettin' you inside isn't right, you'll mess with me
I'll never really know what's really going on inside you
I Can't get my head around you
All your feeling (Get up,Get up,Get up,Get up)
Shows you're breathing (Get up, Get up, Get up)
Deep inside your soul there's a hole you don't wanna see
Covering it up like a cut with the likes of me
You know I've really tried, I can't do any more about you
(Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah) The cut's getting deeper
(Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah) The hill's getting steeper.
I guess I'll never know what's really going on inside you
I can't get my head around you
I can't get my head around you
I can't get my head around you
I can't get my head around you
SYSTEM OF A DOWN
Lonely day
Such a lonely day
And its mine
The most loneliest day of my life
Such a lonely day
Should be banned
This day that I can't stand
The most loneliest day of my life
The most loneliest day of my life
Such a lonely day
Shouldn't exist
A day that Ill never miss
Such a lonely day
And its mine
The most loneliest day of my life
And if you go, I wanna go with you
And if you die, I wanna die with you
Take your hand and walk away
The most loneliest day of my life
The most loneliest day of my life
The most loneliest day of my life
Life
Such a lonely day
And its mine
A day that I'm glad I survived
SYSTEM OF A DOWN
Chop Suey
(wake up)
grab a brush and put on a little make up
hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
(hide the scars to fade away the shakeup)
why'd you leave the keys up on the table
here you go create another fable
you wanted to
grab a brush and put on a little makeup
you wanted to
hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
you wanted to
why'd you leave the keys up on the table
you wanted to
why i dont think you trust in my self righteous suicide
i cry when angels deserve to die
wake up
(wake up)
grab a brush and put on a little make up
hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
(hide the scars to fade away the shakeup)
why'd you leave the keys up on the table
here you go create another fable
you wanted to
grab a brush and put on a little makeup
you wanted to
hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
you wanted to
why'd you leave the keys up on the table
you wanted to
why i dont think you trust in my self righteous suicide
i cry when angels deserve to die
in my self righteous suicide
i cry when angels deserve to die
father father father father
father into your hand ,i commend my spirit
father into your hand ,why have you forsaken me
in your eyes forsaken me
in your thoughts forsaken me
in your heart forsaken me ohh
trust in my self righteous suicide
i cry when angels deserve to die
in my self righteous suicide
i cry when angels deserve to die
NIRVANA
Rape me
Rape me, Rape my friend
Rape me, Rape me again
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
Hate me, do it and do it again
waste me, rape me my friend
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
My favorite inside source
i'll kiss your open sores
I apperctiate your concern
you'll always stink and burn
Rape me, Rape me my friend
Rape me, Rape me again
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
Rape me (Rape me)
Rape me (Rape me)
Rape me (Rape me)
Rape me (Rape me)
Rape me (Rape me)
Rape me (Rape me)
Rape me (Rape me)
Rape me (Rape me)
Rape me (Rape me)
Rape me (Rape me)
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Tell me baby
They come from every state to find
Some dreams were meant to be declined
Tell the man what did you have in mind
What have you come to do
No turning water into wine
No learning while you're in the line
I'll take you to the broken sign
You see these lights are blue
Come and get it
Lost it at the city limit
Say goodbye
'Cause they will find a way to trim it
Everybody
Lookin' for a silly gimmick
Gotta get away
Can't take it for another minute
This town was made of many things
Just look at what the current brings
So high it's only promising
This place was made on you
Tell me baby what's your story
Where you come from
And where you wanna go this time
Tell me lover are you lonely
The thing we need is
Never all that hard to find
Tell me baby what's your story
Where do you come from
And where you wanna go this time
You're so lovely are you lonely
Giving up on the innocence you left behind
Some claim to have the fortitude
Too shrewd to blow the interlude
Sustaining pain to set a mood
Step out to be renewed
I'll move you like a baritone
Jungle Brothers on the microphone
Getting over with an undertone
It's time to turn to stone
Chitty chitty baby
When your nose is in the nitty gritty
Life could be a little sweet
But life could be a little shitty
What a pitty
Boston and a Kansas city
Looking for a hundred
But you only ever found a fitty
Three fingers in the honeycomb
You ring just like a xylophone
Devoted to the chromosome
The day that you left home
Tell me baby what's your story
Where you come from
And where you wanna go this time
Tell me lover are you lonely
The thing we need is
Never all that hard to find
Tell me baby what's your story
Where do you come from
And where you wanna go this time
You're so lovely are you lonely
Giving up on the innocence you left behind
Tell me baby what's your story
Where you come from
And where you wanna go this time
Tell me lover are you lonely
The thing we need is
Never all that far to find
Tell me baby what's your story
Where do you come from
And where you wanna go this time
You're so lovely are you lonely
Giving up on the innocence you left behind
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Road trippin'
Road trippin' with my two favorite allies
Fully loaded we got snacks and supplies
It's time to leave this town
It's time to steal away
Let's go get lost
Anywhere in the USA
Let's go get lost
Let's go get lost
Blue you sit so pretty
West of the one
Sparkles light with yellow icing
Just a mirror for the sun
Just a mirror for the sun
Just a mirror for the sun
These smiling eyes are just a mirror for
So much as come before those battles lost and won
This life is shining more forever in the sun
Now let us check our heads
And let us check the surf
Staying high and dry's more trouble than it's worth
In the sun
These smiling eyes are just a mirror for
In Big Sur we take some time to linger on
We three hunky dory's got our snakefinger on
Now let us drink the stars
It's time to steal away
Let's go get lost
Right here in the USA
Let's go get lost
Let's go get lost
Blue you sit so pretty
West of the one
Sparkles light with yellow icing
Just a mirror for the sun
Just a mirror for the sun
Just a mirror for the sun
These smiling eyes are just a mirror for
These smiling eyes are just a mirror for
Your smiling eyes are just a mirror for
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Dani California
Gettin' born in the state of Mississippi
Poppa was a copper and'a momma was a hippie
In Alabama she was swinging hammer
Price you gotta pay when you break the panorama
She never knew that there was anything more than poor
What in the world does your company take me for?
Black bandana, sweet Louisiana
Robbin'on a bank in the state of Indiana
She's a runner, rebel and a stunner
On her merry way saying baby what you gonna
Lookin' down the barrel of a hot metal .45
Just another way to survive
Chorus:
California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
California show your teeth
She's my priestess, I'm your priest
Yeah, yeah
She's a lover, baby and a fighter
Should've seen her coming when it got a little brighter
With a name like Dani California
Day was gonna come when I was gonna mourn ya
A little loaded she was stealing another breath
I love my baby to death
Chorus:
California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
California show your teeth
She's my priestess, I'm your priest
Yeah, yeah
Who knew the other side of you
Who knew what others died to prove
Too true to say goodbye to you
Too true, too say say say
Push the father, gifted animator
One for the now and eleven for the later
Never made it, Up to Minnessota
North Dakota man was a gunnin' for the quota
Down in the badlands she was saving the best for last
it only hurts when I laugh
Gone too fast
Chorus:
California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
California show your teeth
She's my priestess, I'm your priest
Yeah, yeah
California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
California show your teeth
She's my priestess, I'm your priest
Yeah, yeah
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Snow (Hey oh)
Come to decide that the things that I tried were in my life just to get high on.
When I sit alone, come get a little known but I need more than myself this time.
Step from the road to the sea to the sky, and I do believe that we rely on
when I lay it on, come get to play it on , all my life to sacrifice.
Hey oh...listen what I say oh
I got your hey oh, now listen what I say oh
When will I know that I really can't go to the well once more time to decide on.
When it's killing me, when will I really see, all that I need to look inside.
Come to believe that I better not leave before I get my chance to ride,
When it's killing me, what do I really need, all that I need to look inside.
Hey oh...listen what I say oh
come back and Hey oh lookin’ what I say oh
The more I see the less I know The more I like to let it go – hey_________ oh, woah woah
Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder where it's so white as snow,
Privately divided by a world so undecided and there’s no___where to go
In between the cover of another perfect wonder where it’s so white as snow
Running through the field where all my tracks will be concealed and there's nowhere to go.
Ho!
When to descend to amend for a friend All the channels that have broken down.
Now you bring it up, I’m gonna ring it up
Just to hear you sing it out
Step from the road to the sea to the sky, and I do believe what we rely on
when I lay it on, come get to play it on all my life to sacrifice
Hey oh...Listen what I say oh
I got your hey oh...listen what I say oh
The more I see, the less I know, the more I like to let it go - hey oh woah woah.
Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder where it's so white as snow,
Privately divided by a world so undecided and there’s no___where to go
In between the cover of another perfect wonder where it’s so white as snow
Running through the field where all my tracks will be concealed and there's nowhere to go.
I said hey hey yeah oh yeah, tell my love now.
Hey hey yeah oh yeah, tell my love now.
Deep Beneath the cover of another perfect wonder where it's so white as snow,
Privately divided by a world so undecided and there’s no___where to go
Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder where it’s so white as snow
Running through the field where all my tracks will be concealed and there's nowhere to go.
I said hey oh yeah___ oh yeah, tell my love now.
Hey yeah yeah oh yeah
R.I.P.
Vicevi, fore, zajebancije i ostala sranja....pročitajte..
Vicevi:
Fata: - "Bolan Mujo, ja sinoć izašla sa intelektualcem.''
Mujo:- "Šta ti je to?"
Fata: - "Pa jedan,intelektualac.''
Mujo:- "Pa kako je bilo?"
Fata: - "Pa prvo me vodio na večeru."
- "Pa u kino."
- "Pa onda u šetnju."
- "Pa onda kući kod njega."
- "Pa onda intelektualni razgovor."
- "Pa onda izvadi svoj penis..."
Mujo:- "Šta ti je to penis?"
Fata: - "Ma to imaju ti intelektualci, liči na kurac, al malecko!"
Ženio Hercegovac sina. Sin mlad, neuk, nema pojma.
Ništa ne brini - kaže stari - ja ću te svemu poučiti kada dodje vrijeme!
Kada dodje vrijeme mladenci se povuku u sobu a stari se prišulja vratima.
- Tata što da radim!
- Ljubi je!
- Jesam, što dalje?
- Svuci je!
- Jesam, što dalje?
- Sad je položi u krevet!
- Jesam, što dalje?
- Sada joj stavi medju noge ono sto imamo ti i ja!
- Jel' mobitel?
Natjecali se Amerikanac, Rus i Bosanac, čija žena ima najveću guzicu.
Amerikanac kaže: "Ja svojoj stavim
kinder jaje na stolicu, ona sjedne i nema kinder jajeta."
Zatim će Rus: "Ja svojoj stavim veliku krušku na stolicu,
ona sjedne i nema kruške."
Potom će Bosanac: "Ej, nije to ništa, ja svojoj stavim malu pikulu na stolicu, ona sjedne i nema stolice."
Na satu vjeronauka velečasni priča da je Bog svuda. Ivica upita:
"Je li i u mom podrumu?".
Velečasni kaže:
"Da", a Ivica će na to:
"Jesam vas zajebao, ja nemam podrum.".
Čuo Isus da se u Splitu jako konzumira droga, pa ode provjeriti stanje i izliječiti ljude.
Dodje do neke propalice na ulici i pita ga: "Da li imaš trave?"
Ovaj kaže da, a kad je Isus zaustio da mu kaže kako je to loše itd. ovaj mu je ponudi.
Neće Isus, neće, ali na kraju ipak pristane. Nakon što je dobro povukao kaže mu:
"Ja sam ti Isus Krist!"
NA to mu ovaj odgovori: "Vidiš, jesam ti rekao da je trava odlična!"
Gledao mali Perica kriomice svoju stariju sestru kako se tušira i vidi kako se
mazi po tijelu i stenje:
-'Hoću muškarca, hoću muskarca !'.
Drugog dana opet Perica gleda sestru kako se tušira i opet ona:
-'Hoću muskarca, hoću muskarca ...!'.
Treći dan stvarno sa njom pod tušem neki frajer i radi posao.
Četvrti dan se mali Perica tušira i mazi po tijelu i viče : 'Hoću bicikl, hoću bicikl...'.
VICEVI O JEANU I NJEGOVU GOSPODARU
* - Jean, moju pušku! Hoću pucati.
- Ali, gospodine, cijela kuća spava.
- Ne smeta. Pucat ću na prstima.
* - Je li truba vrela?
- Nije, gospodine.
- Zašto onda pušu u nju?
* - Jean, pada li kiša?
- Pada, gospodine.
- Onda izvedite ribe u šetnju.
* - Jeste li upalili moj auto, Jean?
- Jesam, gospodine. Već i garaža gori.
* - Recite, Jean, koliko je stupnjeva ovdje unutra?
- Dvadeset je stupnjeva, gospodine.
- A koliko je vani?
- Dva stupnja, gospodine.
- Onda otvorite prozor, neka udju i ona dva.
* - Zašto ste stavili novine u hladionik, Jean?
- Da vijesti ostanu svježe, gospodine.
* - Jean, kakva je to bila larma?
- Neki je auto htio skrenuti u sporednu ulicu, gospodine.
- Pa zašto je bio takav lom?
- Zato što nije bilo sporedne ulice, gospodine.
* - Odnesite moju postelju u podrum, Jean.
- Zašto, gospodine?
- Hocu duboko spavati.
* - Ima li limun perje, Jean?
- Nema, gospodine.
- Onda sam u čaj iscijedio kanarinca.
* - Jean, ima li u vrtu zelenih grana?
- Ima, gospodine.
- Onda donesite jednu.
- Zašto, gospodine?
- Da se napokon popnem na zelenu granu.
* - Stavite jastuke na travnjak, Jean.
- Zašto, gospodine?
- Da se kiša ne udari kad pada.
* - Načinite kino u hodniku, Jean.
- Neće se moći, gospodine. Hodnik je uzak.
- Ne smeta. Projicirat ćemo uski film.
* - Jena, zovite zubara.
- Za koga, gospodine?
- Slomio se zub na češlju.
SLIJEDEĆI LJUDI PRDE NA SLJEDEĆI NAČIN:
UČTIV: Prdne i kaže "pardon".
CINIK: Prdne i gleda pravo u oči.
KAVALIR: Pušta damu da prdne prva.
POBOŽAN: Prdne i kaže - božja volja.
BEZOBRAZAN: Prdne iz vlastitog zadovoljstva.
OSJEĆAJAN: Prdne i kaže "AH".
VESELJAK: Prdne i kaže: "Ko prdi zlo ne misli".
IDEALIST: Prdne iz uvjerenja, a ne iz guzice.
SENTIMETALAN: Prdne i misli kako bi bilo da nije prdnuo.
ŠEPRTLJA: Prducka cijeli dan i nikako da prdne.
NAIVČINA: Prdne i misli kako je učinio veliko djelo.
NESTRPLJIV: Jedva čeka da prdne.
DOBRO ODGOJEN: Prije nego prdne moli za dozvolu.
GOROPADAN: Prdne da se svi prozori tresu.
REALIST: Smatra prdac za prirodnu stvar.
EGOIST: Prdne samo za sebe.
SRAMEŽLJIVAC: Prdne i pocrveni te objesi glavu.
MUZIKALAN: Prdne i ustanovi o kojem se molu ili duru radi.
GURMAN: Prdne preko govna da bolje smrdi.
PODMUKAO: Ufulji se da nitko ne osjeti.
DVOLIČAN: Ufulji se i pita tko je prdnuo.
DISKRETAN: Prdne i kaže: "Neka to ostane medju nama"
NEOPREZAN: Prdne i usere se u gaće.
FLEGMATIČAN: Svejedno mu je da li prdne ili ne.
KOLEGIJALAN: Daje priliku i drugima da prde.
ŠKRTAC: Prdi samo u zatvorenoj sobi.
PESIMIST: Jos nije ni prdnuo već misli da se usro.
PENZIONER: Kaže da se za vrijeme Austrougarske bolje prdilo.
FORE:
Pričaju dva bakalara o religioznim temama. Kaže jedan:
"Vjeruješ li ti u život poslije Božica?"
Šta je to: Crno malo na grani stoji, ničeg se ne boji? Gavran s mitraljezom.
A šta je to: Crno malo na grani stoji, svačega se boji? Nestalo municije.
Ulazi kod doktora čovjek sa žabom na čelu i odjednom žaba progovara: - Doktore, pogledajte šta mi je izraslo
na dupetu!
Jeste li čuli ....
... za ženu kojoj je automehaničar nakon pregleda automobila rekao da ima kratak spoj negdje u motoru, a ona
je pitala koliko bi koštalo da se taj spoj produži
... da amerikanci izbacuju na tržiste novu mehaničku pilu sa rezervnim prstima
... za dečka koji je toliko mršav da ima prugastu pidžamu sa samo jednom prugom
... za drugog dečka koji je toliko mršav da se može provući izmedju tapeta i zida
... za čovjeka koji je toliko ružan da ga komarci ujedaju žmireći
... za glupana koji je tvrdio da ima više mozga u glavi nego vi u malom prstu
... za glupana koji je za rodjendan dobio opremu za skijanje na vodi pa sada traži more s nagibom
R.I.P.
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