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nedjelja, 13.05.2007.

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Pocinje vecer kica, namjestaljki, jada i mediokriteta. Ali kako je i nagrada pobjedniku put na isto takvo sranje od natjecanja, divno je jednom godisnje gledat kakva se sve sluz slijeva kanalizacijom zvanom Hrvatska Estrada.
Voditelja ko na srpskoj svadbi. Dosadni Fodor, slatka, britka ali prenabrijana Sulenticka, tusti Cucurlic, ona s glasom Miss Piggy i voljom mrtve kobile, sisata tupooka prekrasna Pisek i, lijepa i samo to - Jerkovicka.

1.
Lana Klingor
Gravitacija

Zena s facom kao da ju je crto Groening i ocima poput planinskog potoka - bistrog, hladnog i plitkog, pjeva neku jazz-pop-rock mjesavinu koja i nije tako losa od druge trecine. Ne znam cemu joj sluze rukavi klizacice na ledu i dva pekara koji glavama buse rupe u stejdzu. Zarazni refren.

2.
Marko Tolja
Déja vu

Tuzan pjesmuljak koji zvuci kao da je u bordelu umrla najstarija kurva pa DJ pusta neku tezu depresivu. Decec kaj popeva je cist simpatican. Ko da se Massimo opere i spegla...

3.
The sick swing orchestra
Slager pjevac

Nekakav poluzak s dobrim glasom, covjek s brkovima u bijeloj potkosulji na basu i cetiri lika s polucilindrima koji se vrte oko vlastite osi i pjevaju jedan bekvokal. Isuse, zasto!?

4.
Kemal Monteno
Poljubi me

Planina Deva unjka na hrvatskoj pjesmi Eurovizije!? Ko ce dogodine doc? Maja Odzaklijevska? Leo Martin? Miki Maus Jevremovic? Zafir Hadzimanov? Kaj nemamo dovoljno svojih ispuhnutih "Velicina"? Pjesma je kvalitetom u rangu bugarske reklame za zubni konac. Vrhunac je kad mu se pridruze bekvokali od kojih obje plavuse kraj malenog Kamela izgledaju ko albino bageri...

5.
Feminem
Navika

Jel ovo hrvatska ili bosanska Dora? Tri papiga - look premrsave slatke plavuse dobrih glasova s dva rasplesana dimnjacara i dalje se furaju na Aske, ali i dalje nemaju nikakve pjesme. A gdje su Sasa Tin i Kedzo!!

6.
Giulianno
Pismon te ljubi

Covjek nikad dovoljno iskoristenog glasa u prslucetu kojeg je mogla izabrat samo necija mama pjeva standard splitskih festivala koji ce poslije na svojim koncertima iskoristit i Jole i Zecic i svi koji pjevaju te sve iste dosadne napjeve slicno i u krug. Zarazno. N ca ca...

7.
Livio Morosin i Miroslav Evacic
Volim ja

A na stejdzu cetvorica. Koji zgledaju tak da ih nece ni u Sloveniju pustit. Ako oni udju u isti avion - tu me rezite. Kaj je najbolje, pjesma je sjajna. Moj favorit. Ako i pobjede, mozda da ih posalju jedrilicom...

8.
Anja sovagovic i Galiano Pahor
Teatar

Skoro sam se rasplako kad sam cuo da u finale nije usla Lilian Vegeta i jos jedan, nego ovaj duo. Naime, u Galetu sam bio zaljubljen jos od putokaza. Bolji poznavaoci lika i djela Ribafisha znat ce i zbog cega. Ali je postala zena buhtla. Kolka je, gospode!? Disaster. Kaj hoce ovaj dedek i bakica s pcelinjakom umjesto kose? Umjesto da ljuljaju unucice i heklaju - oni tu nekaj izvode i skakucu... zalosno.

9.
Luka Nizetic
Pusti me u san

Sjajno! Prvih deset sekundi pjesme gledamo drito u medicu sisate plesacice. To! Jos!!! Luki su nepravedno maznuli pobjedu preklani s Proljecem, pa bi bio red da mu to vrate ove godine. Pjesma je inace ukradena od Balasevica (D-mol), ali bar mali zgleda ko covjek. A kako su se Lordi dogodili samo jednom i vise nece...

10.
Tina Vukov
Tata

Valjda ce dete skinut sminku prije spavanja jer inace vise nece progledat. Sta je ovo? Osveta pobjesnjele maskare??? Tirkizna ziva? Prosle je godine pjevala pjesmu "Dida moj", ove "Tata", dogodine ce valjda bit "Mama se penjala po krovu" ili "Seku je Braco"... Zanimljivo godisnje izvjestavanje o situaciji u obitelji Vukov. Pjesma zaku*ac iako je Tina jako zgodna.

11.
Jelena Rozga
Nemam (moz...)

Zena koja i dalje izgleda ko estonska prodavacica smrznute haringe ne odustaje od odvratnog balkanskog folk drhtuljavog glasa i elegicnih kiselisa. Pinokio izgleda ko da duva frulu, Drozga ko da je rodila cetvorke a Gandalf Pejakovic kao doktor opce prakse koji je dosao ovlas poka*at nesto u nocnoj smjeni. Koji penis? Sta je to? Umobolnica na kraju grada!?

12.
Trio Fantastikus
Nema sanse seceru

Tri denila. Ivanka se ponasa ko gluha Japanka u Babelu. Burnac zgleda ko pakistanski svodnik a Bogovic kao standardna greska otkako je otpjevo "Mi plesemo". Prazno, jadno, tupo, ruzno. Sporo. Ko da je pisao i otpjevao 6b neke skole za zadacu na satu razredne zajednice. Onaj jadni zvuk sintica, nesrazmjer opernog glasa i dva piskutava grgolja, pa to je jezivo. Kome je to simpaticno, definitivno nema drustveni zivot...

13.
Kraljevi ulice
Pjesma za novcic

Bosna : Opera - 2:2. Bagaricka ko Srebrni Letac. Opet su kraljevi lulice fulali stoljece. Hrvatska stranka umirovljenika i dalje obilato placa ziriju da bi striceki drvili nesto sto nikog ne zanima jos od dana kad je Dinamo osvojio Kup sajamskih gradova. Simpatican refrencic i veliko nista. Jadno reklamiranje firme "cest iz d best". Mogli su ubacit u pjesmu kokakolu ili persil. Onda valjda ne bi nosili sakoe na sljokice.

14.
Dragonfly i Dado Topic
Vjerujem u ljubav

Adolf opro kosu! 12 bodova! Taj nije vec 40 godina nista otpjevo od "Makedonije". Ali onda preokret! Ona velika plava zelva! Oce ga pojest? Grli ga! Duplo je veca od njega!!!! Nece!? Pjeva! Dobra! Dobar glas! Dobar drugi glas! Adolfe, suti... Ode... Jel neko cuo pjesmu?

15.
Danijela Pintaric
Moj svijet

Prvo je se ne cuje, pa se dere. Kad se ne cuje, ne razumije se. Kad se dere ni onda se ne razumije. Zanimljivo. Ko himna Afganistana. Zena podsjeca na Anne Nicole Smith. Na zalost na krivim mjestima... Ko da nije to tekst od te pjesme, nije mi sjelo...

16. Klapa maslina
Gitara i casa vina

Serem ti na naslov. Ko je vidio popit samo jednu casu? Da se dole kod nas pije samo casa, bili bi pod Italijom... Bez litre ne zelim ni razgovarat! Glavnom je pjevacu opal plast. Namjerno? Ne znam. Volim klape, ali bez mandolina. A ovo je Miso Kovac pjevao dok jos nije bio Mate. Razocarenje. Ali je Pisekici nakon toga jubilarni dvadeseti put opala bretelica...


Iako nemam nista osobno protiv covjeka, Dule Dudule je duhovit ko krasta od herpesa. Fodor i opet prepricava viceve o celavosti. Dvije zgodne se smijese i kasne s citanjem s blesimetara. Najavljuju Friske Reptile. Sanja ili je trudna ili je stilist mrzi. Da imam takav guz radio bi honorarno ko globus... Al bas joj dobro stoji. Nikad zgodnija.
Pun mi je vise kufer onih lustera. Reziser je valjda fetisist koji doma spava na zaruljama i kristalu, al dosta vise...
I pobijedi tako jedina pjesma koju nisam zapamtio kako ide nego po lepoj socnoj gigant - teti i starini Dadi. Kako bi mu se lijepo obratila Jerkovicka - Drago Topic...
Necemo proc polufinale, al nek im je sa srecom.
Dogodine nemre bit losije...

- 10:50 - Komentari (1) - Isprintaj - #

ponedjeljak, 12.02.2007.

Ispovijedi bolesnog uma...(Cybersex)

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the
Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the
lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body
explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield
inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil
army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my
accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?



-----
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it
ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my
breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to
charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic
symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide
and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in
the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.


-----
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular
physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your
ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something


-----
bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables?
bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?
Katie_007: Yeah, something like that.
bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:
bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
Katie_007: is that it?
bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can
you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.
bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.
Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the
lines of carrots and zucchinis.
bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.
Katie_007: ...
bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn
to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your
olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Katie_007: whatever.

and more:




-----
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high
heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements
are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on
a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also
wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from
dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the
stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into
your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and
begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk
slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and
rubbing.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a
hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft
breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck.
Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back
undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my
breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting
the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your
tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know,
breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm
nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and
phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of
my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with
a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your
hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over,
in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling
through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet.
And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost.
Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so
badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked
bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the
glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room
and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for
the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle,
but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper.
Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my
way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in
your...you know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss
your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand
it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look
on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shring with a sad look on my face, my weiner all
floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my
underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table.
I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray,
picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of
our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing
at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
Sweetheart:

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Girl: Hi
Boy: hello
Boy: who is this?
Girl: just a someone?
Boy: A someone I know?
Girl: nope
Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
Girl: well sorrrrrry
Girl: I just wanted to chat with you
Boy: why?
Girl: nevermind your an asshole
Boy: Hey wait a minute
Girl: yes?
Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
Girl: paranoid?
Boy: yes
Girl: of what?
Girl: me?
Boy: No. I'm in hiding.
Girl: LOL
Boy: Don't ******* laugh at me!
Boy: This shit is serious!
Girl: What are you hiding from?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: gimme a ******* break
Boy: I'm serious.
Girl: I don't get it
Boy: The cops are after me.
Girl: For what?
Boy: I'm wanted in three states
Girl: For???
Boy: It's kindof embarrasing.
Boy: I had sex with a turkey.
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You are ******* sick.
Boy: Send me your picture.
Girl: why?
Boy: so I know you aren't one of them.
Girl: One of what?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: I'm not a cop i told you
Boy: Then send me your picture.
Girl: hold on
Boy: Hurry up.
Boy: Are you there?
Boy: **** you, cop!
Girl: Hey sorry
Girl: I had to do something for my mom.
Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Boy: Weren't you!?
Girl: thats not it
Boy: Then what?
Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Boy: Most cops aren't
Girl: IM NOT A ******* COP YOU DICKHEAD!
Boy: Then send me the picture.
Girl: fine. What's your e-mail?
Boy: Just send it through here.
Girl: alright *PIC*
Girl: Did you get it?
Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.
Girl: That was me back in may
Girl: I've lost weight since then.
Boy: I hope so
Girl: what?!?
Girl: that hurt my feelings.
Boy: Did it?
Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
Girl: yes
Boy: Alright let me find it.
Girl: kks
Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC*
Girl: this isn't you.
Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't!
Girl: You don't look like that.
Boy: How the hell do you know?
Girl: cause your profile has another picture.
Boy: The profile pic is a fake.
Boy: I use it to hide from the cops.
Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
Girl: Go **** yourself
Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture
Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.
Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
Girl: You've done nothing but slam me.
Girl: you hurt me.
Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me!
Boy: Why would I do that?
Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you
Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
Girl: FUC YOU!!!
Boy: You'd break both of his legs.
Girl: You're a ******* asshole.
Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Boy: Ok. I'm sorry.
Girl: No you aren't
Boy: You're right. I'm not.
Boy: HAARRRRR!
Girl: I'm done with you
Boy: Aww. I'm sorry.
Girl: I'm putting you on ignore
Boy: Wait a sec
Boy: We got off on the wrong foot.
Boy: Wanna start over?
Girl: No
Boy: I'll eat your pussy
Girl: You'll what?
Boy: You heard me.
Boy: I said I'd eat your pussy.
Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy?
Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Boy: Well I'm not like most men.
Boy: I get excited in different ways.
Girl: Like what?
Boy: Do you really wanna know?
Girl: I don't know
Boy: You have to tell me yes or no.
Girl: I'm afraid to
Boy: Why?
Girl: cause
Boy: cause why?
Girl: well lets see
Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat
me out
Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Boy: Nope
Girl: well its strange to me
Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
Girl: I didn't say that
Boy: So is that a yes?
Girl: I guess so.
Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Boy: Are you willing?
Girl: What do you need me to do?
Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.
Girl: ???
Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Boy: ok?
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You can't be serious
Boy: Oh yes I am!
Boy: It's my fantasy.
Girl: this is retarded
Boy: Do you want it or not?
Girl: Yes I want it.
Boy: Then you'll do it for me?
Girl: sure
Boy: Ok. Here we go.
Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.
Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
Girl: mmmm yeah
Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.
Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Girl: mmmmmm you are good
Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Boy: going limp
Girl: HARRRRRRR
Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.
Boy: going limp
Girl: this is stupid
Boy: ...still limp
Boy: Do it!
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ass.
Girl: YOURE A ******* PYSCHO!!
Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a ******* candy apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!
Girl: **** YOU ASSHOLE!!
Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: ...going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!
Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

----------------------------------------------------
J-Dogg: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Partner: mmmm, okay.
J-Dogg: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Partner: Yeah I like it rough.
J-Dogg: I smack you thick booty.
Partner: Oh yeah, that feels good j.
J-Dogg: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
J-Dogg: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all
in your crack. Mmmm.
Partner: you like that?
J-Dogg: I peel some bananas.
Partner: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
J-Dogg: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Partner: Peanuts?
J-Dogg: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Partner: What are you talking about?
J-Dogg: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw
rocks at the cats.
Partner: This is stupid.
J-Dogg: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
J-Dogg: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
J-Dogg: Yeeaahhhh.
Partner: /ignore
J-Dogg: Its cool stone cold she was a b*tch anyway.
J-Dogg: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.


---------------------------------------------------------
J-Dogg: You there baby??
Partner2: Yeah I'm here.
J-Dogg: You ready?
Partner2: Okay.
J-Dogg: I take off my trenchcoat I'm nekked beneath, with pistols on my
belt.
Partner2: Cowboy boots?
J-Dogg: WWI era trench issue boots.
Partner2: okay...
J-Dogg: Help me pull my boots off baby.
Partner2: Whats that smell?
J-Dogg: Rotting toes.
Partner2: Ummm...
J-Dogg: My boots pop off. My feet are black. The toes crumble off with the
slightest touch. The dead black tissue that was once my skin chips off in
large crispy flakes. A smell of death pervades the room. Gangrenous pus
drips from the ends of the stumps where my toes were. I look deep in your
eyes, and shove my tongue down your throat.
Partner2: ...
J-Dogg: You carress my ass, and trim my pubes...


---------------------------------------------------------
J-Dogg: Ok baby, you promise me you will stick around till I'm done?
(partner4: Ben Affleck, alone on a saturday night because he is a peice of
moldy rat sh*t, is posing as a young girl looking for cyber partners.)
Ben:Yeah Mr. Dogg. Anything for you, you are so handsome and studly.
J-Dogg: Good, now I'm into some wierd sh*t, so don't be surprised aight?
Ben: ok mr. Doggy I promise.
J-Dogg: Aight then, we settle down on the couch...
Ben: Oh romantic? This isn't wierd, I like it like that baby. What else.
J-Dogg: I put in a movie so that your mom can't hear us. It is called "Good
Will Hunting".
Ben: Aaahhhh....
J-Dogg: I like this movie a lot.
Ben: Ok, thats cool.
J-Dogg: You start getting frisky so I put my hand down your undies. They
have care bears on them. You are my 15 year old niece and we are in my aunts
house.
Ben: ohhhh I like where this is going...
J-Dogg: Suddenly this f*ck with short dark hair comes on the TV screen. I
think his name is Ben something. He is a real piece of moldy rat sh*t. I
can't keep it up because of him. I need some shark fin soup.
Ben: What the f*ck, you are the piece of sh*t, what you got against Ben
Affleck, I heard he's real good in the sack, and gets ALL the ladies.
J-Dogg: Yeah right, I bet he's at home right now geting it on with some guy.
Ben: F*ck you I'm out of here. And Ben Affleck is 100% not gay, I can assure
you of that.
(Ben logs off and cries himself to sleep)
J-Dogg: Goddammit, not again.
J-Dogg: Still not hard either.
J-Dogg: F*ck.


---------------------------------------------------------
Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and sh*t. You know, rollin
with tha homies and sh*t.
Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6: It likes that.
J-Dogg: aight.
Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh sh*t, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only f*ck
women...
J-Dogg: Sh*t just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I
have, I'm unarmed!
Partner6: You dipsh*t.
J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.

---------------------------------------------------------
J-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet.
Partner8: Who the f*ck are you?
J-Dogg: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:
J-Dogg: F*ck me, F*ck me.
J-Dogg: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last
forever.
Partner8: OMFG are you trying to cyber me?
J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the
top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh.
Partner8: Is that like cancer?
J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of
chemotherapy.
Partner8: Good one romeo.
J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over
your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like
a beautiful japanese haiku.
The salmon swim at night.
Towards your room.
The snow and the moon.
Partner8: that was never a haiku.
J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my
light you would be lost in a sea of darkness.
Partner8: That made even less sense than your "haiku"
J-Dogg: So you ready to f*ck then?
Partner8: You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my
underwear, and your spent.
J-Dogg: ...
Partner8: ?
J-Dogg: I'm spent.
--------------------------------------------------------


Jdogg:Hey
QT-Pie:Hey
Jdogg:whats goin on
QT-Pie:Nothing. Who are you?
Jdogg:Jdogg. Wanna cyber?
QT-Pie:what does that mean?
Jdogg:what are you wearing?
QT-Pie:T-shirt. Jeans.
Jdogg:Garter belt?
QT-Pie:Ummm...no.
Jdogg:Are we gonna cyber or not?
QT-Pie: uh, okay.
Jdogg:Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this.
Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your p*ssy stink from here.
QT-Pie: WHAT?!
Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the
room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.
Jdogg:You leave everything to jdogg.
Jdogg:I am completely inside of you. You are my d*ck puppet. I put on a
little play.
QT-Pie:This is weird. I should go.
Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
QT-Pie: A stripe?
Jdogg: I need a sandwich.
QT-Pie: You're a freak.
Jdogg: I was great. You loved it.


-------------------------------------------
J-dogg:Hey Kate, I saw you on the hs chatroom
J-dogg:Your pretty funny
DirtyKate:I don't remember you.. but thanx
J-dogg:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody
DirtyKate:Who are you?
J-dogg:I graduated two years ago. I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out
a lot. Right now I'm going to Auburn
J-dogg:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my new
Sebring
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
J-dogg:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an
order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with
sauce.
J-dogg:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I
help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your
order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
J-dogg:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm...Yes
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home
alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
J-dogg:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive
to your house.

DirtyKate:Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
J-dogg:You can't hurry good pizza.
J-dogg:I'm on my way now though

DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
J-dogg:How did you know?
J-dogg:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let
myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
J-dogg:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold.
Warm me up baby
J-dogg:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
J-dogg:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants
with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The
mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously
soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit
through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the f*ck?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of sh*t
DirtyKate:F*ck

- 23:05 - Komentari (0) - Isprintaj - #

nedjelja, 11.02.2007.

Stvari koje bez filmova nikada ne biste saznali!


- Kasalj je znak smrtonosne bolesti.
- Detektiv moze rijesiti slucaj samo ako je suspendiran sa duznosti.
- Muskarac nece pokazati znakove boli dok prima najokrutnije udarce, ali ce se tresti dok zena pokusava ocistiti njegove rane.
- Jedna sibica dovoljna je da osvijetli sobu bilo koje velicine.
- Iako je danas moguce oruzjem gadjati objekt izvan vizualnog dometa, ljudi ce u 23. stoljecu izgubiti tu tehnologiju.
- Svi telefonski brojevi u Americi pocinju cifrom 5.
- Svaka brava moze se u sekundi otvoriti kreditnom karticom ili spajalicom - osim ako to nisu vrata koja vode u zgradu u plamenu s djetetom zarobljenim unutra.
- Nije neophodno reci "dobar dan" ili "do vidjenja" kada zapocinjete ili zavrsavate telefonski razgovor.
- Eiffelov toranj moze se vidjeti s bilo kojeg prozora u Parizu.
- Jedan covjek koji puca u dvadeset ljudi ima vise sanse ubiti ih, nego dvadeset ljudi koji pucaju u jednog covjeka.
- Kuhinje nemaju prekidace za svjetlo. Kad u nju ulazite nocu, trebate samo otvoriti vrata frizidera i koristiti njegovo svjetlo kao zamjenu.
- Nije vazno ako ste visestruko nadbrojani u borbi koja ukljucuje borilacke vjestine - vasi neprijatelji cekat ce strpljivo da vas napadnu jedan po jedan, plesuci naokolo u prijetecoj maniri, sve dok ne oborite njihove prethodnike.
- Majke svakog jutra pripremaju jaja, slaninu i kolace za svoga supruga i djecu, iako ih oni nikada nemaju vremena pojesti.
- Jednom nanesen ruz za usne nikad se nece izbrisati - cak i dok ronite s punom ronilackom opremom.
- Policajcima se uvijek dodijeljuju partneri koji su njihova potpuna suprotnost
- Automobili koji se sudare gotovo ce uvijek eksplodirati u plamenu.
- Cak i pri voznji niz potpuno ravnu cestu neophodno je energicno okrenuti volan s lijeva na desno svakih nekoliko ternutaka.
- Posteni i radisni policajci u pravilu bivaju upucani tri dana prije penzije.
- Ako se pozelite izdavati za njemackog oficira, nije neophodno znati njemacki jezik - dovoljan je njemacki naglasak.
- Sef policije uvijek je Crnac.
- Sef policije uvijek ce suspendirati svoga glavnog detektiva - ili mu dati 48 sati da zavrsi posao.
- Sto vise muskarac i zena mrze jedno drugo, veca je vjerojatnost da ce se zaljubiti.
- Ventilacijski sistem bilo koje zgrade savrseno je mjesto za skrivanje. Nitko nikada nece ni pomisliti da vas u njemu trazi i mozete bez teskoca putovati do bilo kojeg dijela zgrade.
- Kada se suocite sa zlim medjunarodnim teroristom, sarkazam i duhovitost su vase najbolje oruzje.
- Kada placate taksi, ne morate pogledati u novcanik dok vadite novcanicu - samo zgrabite jednu nasumce i dajte je. Bit ce to uvijek tocan iznos cijene voznje.
- Kada su sami, svi stranci vise vole govoriti engleski.
- Skidanje do struka moze muskarca uciniti neranjivim za metke.
- Ako na vas pucaju Nijemci, sakrijte se u rijeku - ili, cak, u kadu; njemacki meci ne mogu prodrijeti kroz vodu.
- Ako borave u opsjednutoj kuci, zene trebaju istraziti svaki neobican zvuk u najoskudnijem rublju.
- Ako ste plavokosi i lijepi, moguce je da postanete svjetski strucnjak za nuklearnu fiziku sa 22 godine.
- Ako vasem gradu prijeti neminovna prirodna katastrofa ili ubojito cudoviste, gradonacelnikova prva briga bit ce turizam ili njegova skora umjetnicka izlozba.
- Ako trebate ponovo napuniti oruzje, uvijek cete imati dovoljno municije - cak i ako je uopce prije toga niste ni ponijeli.
- Ako se nadjete uhvaceni u situaciju koja se moze brzo razjasniti jednostavnim objasnjenjem, za ime Boga, drzite usta zatvorena!
- Ako vidite veliko staklo, netko ce ubrzo biti bacen kroz njega.
- Ako vas netko lovi po gradu, mozete se skloniti u paradi svetog Patricka koja je - u svako doba godine.
- Ako odlucite plesati po ulici, svatko na koga naidjete znat ce korake.
- Kada je netko zaljubljen, uobicajeno je odusevljeno zapjevati pjesmu.
- Kada je osoba onesvijestena udarcem u glavu, on ili ona nikada nece pretrpjeti potres ili ostecenje mozga.
- Kada se vozi auto, normalno je gledati - ne na cestu, vec u osobu koja sjedi pokraj vas ili na straznjem sjedalu, za vrijeme cijelog putovanja.
- Na komjutorskom ekranu nikada se ne vidi kursor, nego samo: "Enter Password Now".
- Prezivjet cete bilo koju bitku u bilo kojem ratu osim ako ne napravite pogresku i pokazete nekome fotografiju vase voljene kod kuce.
- Televizijske dnevne vijesti obicno sadrze pricu koja vas osobno pogadje tacno u tom trenutku.
- Lako je prizemljiti avion ako postoji netko u kontrolnom tornju da vam daje upute.
- Nitko umijesan u automobilsku potjeru, otmicu, eksploziju, vulkansku erupciju ili invaziju aliena nikada nece pasti u shok.
- Elektricna ograda dovoljno mocna da ubije dinosaura nece izazvati trajne posljedice kod osmogodisnjeg djeteta.
- Tokom svih policijskih istraga bit ce neophodno barem jednom posjetiti striptiz-klub.
- Krizanje je genetski moguce s bilo kojim bicem iz drugih dijelova svemira.
- Uvijek je moguce parkirati neposredno ispred zgrade koju posjecujete.
- Vecina laptop racunara dovoljno je snazna da srusi komunikacijske sisteme bilo koje alienske osvajacke civilizacije.
- Vecina ljudi cuva album novinskih izrezaka, posebno ako je netko od njihove obitelji ili prijatelja poginuo u neobicnoj nesreci.
- Uvijek mozete pronaci motornu pilu kada vam zatreba.
- Uvijek mozete prepoznati da je netko Britanac jer ce nositi leptir-kravatu.
- Zaposlenje bilo koje vrste natjerat ce oceve da zaborave na osmi rodjendan svog sina.


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srijeda, 07.02.2007.

George W. Bush (stvarni citati?!)


"Velika vecina naseg uvoza dolazi iz inozemstva."

"Cini mi se da smo krenuli nezaustavljivim putem prema slobodi i demokraciji - ali to se moze promijeniti!"

"U jednu rijec moze se sazeti odgovornost onog koji vlada, a ta jedna rijec glasi: 'Budi potpuno pripremljen.'"

"Mi cemo imati najbolje obrazovane Amerikance na svijetu."

"Mi stojimo uz NATO. Mi smo dio NATOa. Mi stojimo uz Europu. Mi smo dio Europe."

"Za americku svemirsku agenciju NASA svemir je prvi prioritet."

"Kad pazljivije proucimo stvar, vidjet cemo da su ucitelji jedina profesija koja poducava nasu djecu."

"Vrijeme je za ljudsku vrstu da udje u Suncev sustav."

"Nadam se da ce Kongres izglasati zakon s kojim cu ja moci zivjeti cak i ako ne bude izglasan."

"Da u SADu postoji diktatura bilo bi mi mnogo lakse. Naravno, kad bih ja bio diktator."

"Divna stvar u knjigama jest to sto se u njima mogu pronaci i prekrasne slike."

"Mi smo udvostrucili - s 50 milijuna na 195 milijuna - kolicinu novca koja nam je za tu stvar na raspolaganju."

"Sreo sam se jucer s predsjednikom Putinom. Cini mi se da je on vrlo napredan covjek, kako se to kaze u nijansiranim diplomatskim krugovima."

"Ovdje sam da vas obavijestim da ce salteri i avioni poletjeti s washingtonskog aerodroma vec ovog cetvrtka."

"Donio sam neke jako dobre odluke u proslosti. Donio sam i neke jako dobre odluke u buducnosti."

- 19:16 - Komentari (0) - Isprintaj - #

nedjelja, 04.02.2007.

Oglasi...

- SERVER trazi srodnu SERVERKU za servisiranje servisa.

- Windows Aplikacija nudi besplatno Bootanje vaseg frizidera.

- Trazi se Smajlic sa B i C vozackom kategorijom.

- Deleted Itemsi nude jeftino usluge ciscenja.

- Serverka, rastavljena, ne svojom krivicom u najboljim godinama, trazi ozbiljnog Administratora!

- e-mail adresa, trazi vlasnika!

- Crvena alfa trazi sposobnog mehanicara u svrhu zamjene ulja!

- Malo rabljene gume za auto prodajem ili dajem u zamjenu za supruga u voznom stanju.

- Mjenjam novi DVD za polovni BMW.

- Spolno aktivan VIRUS nudi usluge.

- Uvodimo STRUJU u Vase Windowse.

- Osrednja TIPKOVNICA trazi KVALIFICIRANE prste radi ugodnog druzenja.

- Nabildani BIOS osvjezava sve neuhranjene MS-DOSove.Placanje putem virmana.

- MJENJAM DVA MUSKA JAJETA ZA DVA PROSJECNODOBRA ZENSKA GRUDA.

- Trazi se zgodna plavusa bujnih oblina, njeznog tena i koze za poducavanje i repeticije iz sexualnog odgoja. Pozeljno je da se razumije u obje tehnike:verikalnu i horizontalnu.

- Trazi se PLASTICNI KIRURG za obavljanje PLASTICNE KIRURGIJE. Rad je na terenu. Pozeljno znanje anatomije i vozacke B kategorije.Stan i hrana obezbjedjeni.

- POKLANJAM DESNO JAJE u DOBROTVORNE I HUMANITARNE svhe.

- Mijenjam potrosenu 2004 za nenacetu 2006.

- Mijenjam 1.1. za neki okrugli datum. Ovaj mi je sav spicast.

- BESPLATNO POKLANJAM SEBE NA UZIVANJE ZGODNOJ OSOBI ZENSKE KONSTITUCIJE. PREDNOST PRSATOGRUDASTIM KONSTITUTKAMA.

- Prodajem mobitel VRSTE "SAM I SUNG M 48" u odlicnom stanju. Malo je koristen ISKLJUCIVO livom rukom. Ja sam prvi vlasnik. Boja na njemu je originalna tvornicka. Ima sva slova i brojeve od 0 do 9 poredane po abecedi.

- Mijenjam ili prodajem asparagus za asparagus. Zamijena moguca. Prodaja po dogovoru moguca. Moj visi, mijenjala bi za jednog koji ne visi.

- Kupujem PANICNO!!!! SVE rezervne dijelove za crveni ferrari!!! (volan ne treba, ostao je citav, registarske plocice se daju izravnati!)

- Prodajem ZASTAVU 128 sa vanbrodskim motorom.

- Trebam HITNO omanji obrtni kapital za otvorit ilegalnu stampariju novca!

- Jel imo netko FRISKIH TELECIH KRILACA? Potrebno mi je radi IZRADE POSEBNOG OBROKA u DOBRONAMJERNE SVRHE. Placam karicama, kuponima i novcima. Potrbna kolicina je 2 kg.

- Prodajem kotace, motor, volan, sjedala i jos neke rekvizite upakirane u karoseriju od starog kadeta. Vozno stanje je prilicno, registracija do slijedeceg, ne smrdi, malo prdi i vrlo se povoljno parkira. Cijena sitnica, boja narandjasta mjestimicno s smedjim flekicama, voda za hladjenje dolijeva se besplatno.

- KUPUJEM JEFTINIJI PRISTUP INTERNETU, A OVAJ KOJI SE ODSPAJA PRODAJEM NE SPOJEN! SIFRA: ZIVIM U NADI DA SE SPAJAM


- 17:48 - Komentari (0) - Isprintaj - #

subota, 23.12.2006.

Nemože nam niko ništa,
jači smo od sudbine...


Tako bi glasio odgovor na niske udarce koje dobivam u zadnje vrijeme...

- 20:30 - Komentari (0) - Isprintaj - #

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