nedjelja, 30.09.2007.

Toster zvan Jolly i cura mu Vešmašinka


Slomivši kuk razmišljajući o smislu života, toster zvan Jolly objavio je rat svim mikrovalkama. Vešmašine i perilice suđa udružuju snage, u namjeri da preuzmu kontrolu nad distribucijom električne energije.

Jasno, priča kao priča, mora imati i ljubavni zaplet. Toster Jolly nes(p)retno je zaljubljen u jednu posebnu vešmašinu (3 brzine centrifugiranja), i jasno je da je njihova ljubav osuđena na propast, pošto su na neprijateljskim stranama. Zato Jolly sada organizira tajno policijsko društvo (20 kuhinjskih noževa) koje ima zadaću smanjiti napetosti između sukobljenih strana, kako bi olakšao prihvaćanje njihove ljubavi od strane tvrdoglavih mikrovalki.

Toster: „Te kiero muči mi amor!“
Vešmašinka: „I ja tebe kiero mučo Đoli, al znadeš da je naša ljubav nemoguća!“
Toster: „Sve je moguće mi amor, nebudi stupid!“ [bitchslap]
Vešmašinka: „Kako si romantičan Đoli, sve mi je vruće!“
Toster: „Meni se vrti od same pomisli na tebe, vešmašinko moja draga!“

Cijeli razgovor načuli su pripadnici gest-šlapa, tajne protuobavještajne službe (spužvice za pranje suđa) i prenjeli to svom Furer-u, herr digitalna mikrovalka s opcijom za super brzo odmrzavanje; strah i trepet svakog zamrznutog pileta ili neprijateljskog polukuhanog krumpira. Pobješnjeli Furer naredio je smaknuće vešmašine i tostera, za što će iskoristiti tajno oružje koje su njihovi znanstvenici (mravi što dolaze na šečer) već dugo vremena gradili – prskalica za vodu, s rotirajućom špricalicom!!! [publika zgrožena / pola ih palo u nesvjest]

Dok su Vešmašinka i Đoli bili zajedno, mravi su neprimjetno dovukli prskalicu, a sam Furer je, uz zlobno smijanje, otvorio pipu.

Scena je bila strašna, te je ujedno označila kraj jedne ere. Đoli, ekvivalent Fureru, namočio se na mjestu, i pao mrtav. Vešmašinki doduše, nije ništa bilo, ionako je naviknuta na vodu. Obavještajna služba (beštek), i savez vešmašina i perilica suđa, našli su se bez jednog od najvećih vođa. Bili su prisiljeni abdicirati.

Ako ikad vidite vešmašinu, zagrlite ju.

Slika pokojnog vođe, Furera, velikog čovjeka i zavodnika (i uz njega 3 pripadnika tajnog obavještajnog društva):

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