Prekosutra u noći s nedjelje na petak dogodila se prometna nesreća na tračnicama 3.14 kolosjeka prema Žlebicama. Naime, pijanog je biciklista pobrao teretno-putnički vlak za životinje i stoku. Biciklist je zadobio teške vanjske ozljede nevidljive golom oku (ni obučenom) a pilot koji je upravljao vlakom zadobio je grč u lijevom guzu.
Svi su putnici poginuli, ali srećom bez težih ozljeda. Policija je za nesreću okrivila Đihmeda Useremtise-inovića, jer je kao meteorolog-amater rekao da neće biti magle to sunčano poslijepodne.
[U isto vrijeme na drugom kraju svijeta]:
U 24h prije podneva, Slovenski se helikopter srušio u pustinju Saharu - samo nekoliko kilometara od Zagreba. Jedan od putnika fiksnim je telefonom dojavio svojoj polusestri iz trećeg koljena (pošto su mu četvrto amputirali u prvom svjetskom ratu) da je u redu, ali zato je pilot koji nosi dijete (već 25 mjeseci) upravo pred porodom (well it's about time)! Ultrazvučnim aparatom i magnetskim rezonatorom koje je gospođa Salata Prsata nosila uokolo, radi svoje -3 mjeseca stare bebe (daklem još u planu), utvrđeno je kako gospodin pilot nosi ženskog dvospolca.
Slovenska mornarica (jedan gumeni čamac i dvije ležaljke na napuhavanje) još uvijek intenzivno tragaju za helikopterom.
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