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utorak, 18.09.2007.

hnjah. zašto je crnina uvijek vezana uz entropiju?

not only are random old people on the street no longer afraid i'm going to attack them and take their money , they're now making me carry their mail. i am ashamed beyond imagining.

here are some one sentence book synopses.

warren ellis's new book, crooked little vein, is about people having sex in weird ways. trainspotting is like fear and loathing in las vegas, written in hagrid. hagrid being the retarded way j.k.rowling tried to convey that the giant bearded man had a scottish accent. in written form. palahniuk's haunted is about people doing horrible things and telling other people about it.

note how my increased interest in counterculture has drasically decreased my interest in fantasy and science fiction. note how i have thus far refrained from launching into long-winded ramblings praising che and whatnot. thank me accordingly.

but seriously. amputee fetishism. :D
(okay, technically it's a birth defect, not an amputation, but you know what I mean.)
(available at a kalthir near you.)

na tu temu, što je pobogu "ejla"? ono kao "ejla!". umjesto da govore "bokić!" kao svi normalni ljudi.

it's also important for you to note that the new beirut album is out. you all hate beirut and don't care about it. that does not concern me in the least. my indy musics. let me show you them.

i must now being work on the great french-canadian novel, which will be greatly inferior to the great american novel, but will be smug and act superior towards the american novel despite that.