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A middle aged man bought a brand new convertible Porsche. He took off
> down
> the road, pushed it up to 160 and was enjoying the wind blowing
through
> his
> (thinning) hair.
> "This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed.
> But
> when he eventually looked in his rear-view mirror there was a Police
Car
> behind him, blue lights flashing.
> "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he
floored
> it
> some more, and flew down the road at over 210 km/hr to escape being
> stopped.
> Then he thought, "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this kind
of
> thing" and pulled over to the side of the road, and waited for the
> Police
> car to catch up with him. The Policeman pulled in behind the Porsche
and
> walked up on the driver's side.
> "Sir, my shift ends in five minutes and today is Friday the 13th.
> "If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before as to
why
> you
> were speeding, I'll let you go."
> The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my wife ran
> off
> with a Policeman and I thought you were bringing her back."
>
>> > The Policeman said, "Have a nice day."